pah!

i would just like to say about something very specific, what a load of MY ARSE! Get a fucking life.

3 Things...

3 names you go by: My Real Name, Marky Jay (from a garlands advert, my mates think this ones mint), Ms. Blatch (to my housemate only)
3 things you like about yourself: im very friendly and put people at their ease, calm in crazy situations, and crazy in calm ones
3 things you dislike about yourself: I’m judgemental, I can be defensive, I’m all about instant gratification
3 parts of your heritage: Scottish, English… West Country
3 things you're wearing right now: smart jeans (for work), grey t shirt (for bf, he like), Giorgio Armani’s Acqua Di Gio
3 Things you want in a relationship: freedom, sex, laughs
3 things about the opposite sex that appeal to you: I like dressing them? They talk about more interesting things than boys do and they’re more affectionate
3 Favourite hobbies: bopping, shopping, and bed hopping
3 things you want to do badly right now: spill the gossip I’m not allowed to spill, sunbathe, drink mojitos
3 careers you have considered or are considering: baker, quaker, candlestick maker
3 girls names you like: Sarah Jessica (ok, but hear me out, if I ever have kids this name will be so retro!), Tilly, Robyn
3 Boys names you like: Jack, Alexander, Dylan
3 things you want to do before you die: swim with dolphins (obviously), travel the globe, sexual encounters with Orlando Bloom
3 things that scare you: the dark, confined spaces, bad dreams
3 places you want to go on vacation: new york, morocco, back to the Med.
3 celebrity crushes: Matt Damon, George Clooney (a classic), Jude Law
3 things you cant do: I can never finish anyth-

Chuck out that chintz

Somebody help me I'm stuck at my man's parents house AKA The Land that Taste Forgot (how did these people rear a gay man?) There are doilies and chintz everywhere you look. The only comfort is I should have been in work today but I threw a(nother) sickie. They aren't bad really, they introduce me as their son's boyfriend in this kind of defiant way that makes me laugh. Im mostly blogging right now to holler to my hard working gorgeous little minx Chica, love, I feel a trip to IKEA coming on! I'd better get back to the Von Trapp's. We're having a Sound of Music themed weekend. But with less nuns and more same sex action.