A post just for Chica

Hello my duck! I know, im totally shit at posting, i always get distracted by the plethora of time wasting websites I keep finding. I know you will like my use of plethora there! we dont have any foot fetish pervs at our office, not any that are out of the closet anyway. i might have to come to your work in flip flops to see if my feet rate on the pervometer or not, but then i might be crushed if he doesnt even notice. imagine! my poor little ego just couldnt take that sort of rejection. i think you should blog about that bloke with the 70s hairdo later -- look, your getting requests! have i entertained you enough now or shall i do the dance? remember i ripped your pyjama bottoms off? fun times!

A chavs work is never done

As you can see, a very busy day at work today. I love Fridays!

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scrawl

people, its been so long I forgot my effing password. what of life? well, a night out with cheeky chica has firmly convinced me I need to stop drinking so much. she'll hate that, shes all 'make your own choices' but damn i was embarrasing! i think i insulted a cute barman. so not my style! i was probably trying to flirt very ineffectually. shit happens. she also went to edinburgh, and i stayed home knitting. damn you guillermo! damn you! (i probably dont know you well enough to say that, but i'll blame the stress of my job if you ask).

im here at work, bored shitless. i wish i had an ambition that didnt involve bedding the cast of will and grace. its beyond camp for me to like that show isnt it? but i just wanted to record my reflection that my man is looking fiiiiiine these days. have i mentioned that? maybe thats why im insulting cute barmen instead of trying to lick their willies. can i say that? i just did. peace, out!