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The Rules: Take 20 fairly standard and innocuous questions and answer them with music lyrics.

1.) Are you male or female?

I'm a lucky man
With fire in my hands
Happiness
Something in my own place
I'm stood here naked
Smiling, I feel no disgrace
With who I am
Happiness
Coming and going
I watch you look at me
Watch my fever growing
I know just who I am
- Lucky Man, The Verve

2.) Who are you?

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
- Basket Case, Green Day

I'm the hard loser
You'll find me crashing through my mother's door
I am the ugly lover
You'll find us rolling on the dirty floor
Break my body, hold my bones, hold my bones
- Break My Body, Pixies

3.) Describe your neighbourhood:

Street’s like a jungle
So call the police
- Girls & Boys, Blur

4.) How do you look?

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
- U Can't Touch This, MC Hammer

I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess
- Filthy/Gorgeous, Scissor Sisters

5.) What is love?

Like the naked leads the blind
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind
Sucker love I always find
Someone to bruise and leave behind
- Every You, Every Me, Placebo

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
You're in love
- That's Amore, Dean Martin

6.) If you could say one thing to the person you love, what would it be?

Tender is the night
Lying by your side
Tender is the touch
Of someone that you love too much
Tender is the day
The demons go away
Lord I need to find
Someone who can heal my mind
- Tender, Blur

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out here I come
You spin me right round baby
Right round, like a record baby
Right round round round
- You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), Dead or Alive

7.) What's your secret?

I often wonder why I carry all this guilt
When it's you that helped me put up all these walls I've built
Shadows stir at night through a crack in the door
The echo of a broken child screaming "please no more"
Daddy, don't you understand the damage you have done?
To you it's just a memory, but for me it still lives on
Bruises fade father, but the pain remains the same
And I still remember how you kept me so, so afraid
Strength is my mother for all the love she gave
Every morning that I wake I look back to yesterday
- I'm OK, Christina Aguilera

8.) Are you strong?

You got a problem with the way that I am?
They say I'm trouble and I don't give a damn
But when I'm bad I know I'm better
I just want to get loose, and turn it up for you
I've got the stuff that you want
I've got the thing that you need
I've got more than enough
To make you drop to your knees
Cause I'm the queen of the night
The queen of the night
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
- Queen of the Night, Whitney Houston

9.) Where do you wish you were right now?

Now tell me do ya, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
- Gay Bar, Electric 6

10.) What do you think about your friends?

Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew
That someday it would bring me back to you
That someday it would bring me back to you
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on sunday morning
And I never want to leave
- Sunday Morning, Maroon 5

11.) Any words of advice?

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys ...
- Y.M.C.A, The Village People

12.) What do you wish you were doing right now?

Oh place your hands, on my hope
Run your fingers through my soul
And the way that I feel right now
Oh lord it may go
You know you cannot hide, from what’s inside
You know you cannot hide, from what’s inside
So I ask of you, to help me through, I ask of you this thing to do
Put your hands on, put your hands on
- Place Your Hands, Reef

13.) What do you think about drugs?

Naughty naughty, very naughty...
He glides into your mind with a sunny Hello
A gentleman of leisure, he's there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Eezer he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused
- Ebeneezer Goode, The Shamen

Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
- Loser, Beck

14.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?

In my dreams I’m dying all the time
As I wake it’s kaleidoscopic mind
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to lie
So this is goodbye
This is goodbye
Tell the truth you never wanted me
Tell me
In my dreams I’m jealous all the time
As I wake I’m going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
- Porcelain, Moby

15.) What do you do on Friday nights?

Shake it like a Polaroid picture
- Hey Ya, OutKast

16.) What would you do if you won a million dollars?

Money, it’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I’ll buy me a football team
Money, get back
I’m all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
Money, it’s a hit
Don’t give me that do goody good bullshit
I’m in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet
- Money, Pink Floyd

17.) How do you feel right now?

Let me lay it on the line
I got a little freakiness inside
And you know that a man has gotta deal with it
I don't care what they say
I'm not about to pay nobody's way
Cos it's all about the dark in me (mmm)
I wanna freak in the morning
Freak in the evening
Just like me
I need a rough neck brother that can satisfy me
Just for me
- Freak Like Me, Sugababes

18.) Are you for World Peace?

Nothing you can make that can’t be made
No one you can save that can’t be saved
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time
It’s easy
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
- All You Need Is Love, The Beatles

19.) Where were you born?

Take me out tonight,
Cos I want to see people and I want to see life,
Driving in your car,
I never, never want to go home,
Because I haven't got one,
Anymore
- There Is A Light That Never Goes Out, The Smiths

20.) Any closing words?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
- Don't Cha, The Pussycat Dolls